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Monday, April 22nd, 2013
10:24 pm
For the record
Just in case I die on this poxy island (motorbike accident, liver failure, broken heart...) can someone please make sure they put a lot of black eyeliner on me? Thanks in advance.
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Current Mood: Fucked up
Tuesday, March 19th, 2013
5:48 pm
Calling all sexy Swedish men
The evil screaming of the phone cut into my brain at like 10:30 – FAR too early for the alarm I had set, I was certain – but I didn’t mind being woken up when I realized it was DS calling me. After a thoroughly perplexing conversation (WHAT? ARE YOU UNDERWATER RIGHT NOW? CAN I GO WHERE? WHEN???) I finally determined that instead of the quiet afternoon drink I had been expecting, the plan had changed to oh you should just come over right now. Hmm. Let me think about that for…DONE. Showered, dressed, teeth brushed, & out the door in say 10 minutes, probably less. We didn’t even make it in the front door before we had our arms around one another & each other’s tongues in our mouths. Straight to bed, for a good hour and a half. Told me he had a dream about us going out to dinner in NY all dressed up with my friends and doing naughty things under the table. I told him I was having the same dream sequence the other day only I was awake at the time. We agreed on my outfit (no panties, garters, heels, dress), but differed on the color. He wants red. With my hair down & curly, bc he thinks it’s sexiest that way. At some point I had to make him stop fucking me with his giant cock bc I was giggling uncontrollably from cumming so hard. Got up to smoke in the living room – which has no curtains on the windows that open to the street – and ended up first in his arms with no top on and his hand down my shorts, then propped up on a pillow watching those gorgeous blue eyes taking in the sight of me squeezing my nipples while tremors racked my body and I squeezed his head between my thighs and moaned his name. We talked about him going away and he said again that he thought I was going to find a hot blond Swedish guy to take his place while he was at work. I told him that just bc I was going to be very happy with Lars, there was no reason I couldn’t keep seeing him. This devolved into an outrageous fantasy story about my future relationship and subsequent breakup with Lars, who I would eventually cast aside, broken-hearted, after opting for Lars’s friend Peter after a threesome with both of them one night. It got more complicated from there, it was all quite convoluted but hilarious, the sense of whimsy and mischief in this man is simply too delightful for words. We made plans to set up Skype so I could video call him to make him watch me & Lars having sex so he would be jealous. Or more likely, so he can watch me touch myself while he talks dirty to me in his brogue and I think about what I wish he was doing with his tongue. Drove him to the stupid, stupid boat and as he walked off I told him Lars & I would miss him. Crazy bastard. And tonight, off to Malaysia! The good news is, they have Pizza Hut!
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Current Mood: giddy
Monday, March 18th, 2013
5:13 pm
She's The One
Errands, actually accomplished shit including tickets for visa run, hooray Malaysia (BLAH). Sat around the house working up my nerve to get dressed up a bit and head to Banyan – on foot, like a motherfucking adult who does not drunk drive, TYVM. Sat at the bar for a good ten minutes before I could manage to go and say hello, like a freaking virgin on prom night or some shit. What is that??? We had a lovely talk about how things have been and will continue and then he was lifted off his barstool by the barman bc evidently he needed the help. He staggered off just before closing with a plan to meet me for a quiet drink the next afternoon before the ferry, and I had been drinking vodka so therefore determined that another drink was an absolute necessity. Hopped on the back of Crazy Canadian’s bike and made it about halfway to Bar Next Door 2 before he broached the subject of ‘what’s up w you & S & S…?’ Heh. Evidently the popular theory that’s been circulating is that I had a thing going w HER. I was like HA, y’all have got it totally backwards. That threw him for a loop. And then he assumed it was a one night thing. HA again. No one really knows what to do with that – which I can identify with to some degree, certainly; it is a fairly unusual situation and the lines can be difficult to fix in place. We moved on from that particular topic after the rest of the late crowd arrived and proceeded to hike up and down the beach evaluating the late night bar scene. By the time we had made a full circuit, BN2 was shutting up & we were just wrapping up our outrageously un-PC conversation – pretty hardcore white power stuff, um HELLO talk about unexpected there – so CC dude headed off as I spotted my neighbor across the bar. He came over to say hi & check that my bike was once again in working order. (Why are ppl here so NICE, god??? Yes, probably bc he wanted to fuck me but whatev) Headed over to the Office w him and he dropped me to go grab another friend so I started talking to this other weird skinny ugly Brit dude who would NOT stop hitting on me. I was really not into the late night crowd of drunken hookups happening (wait, what??? I know!!!) so I practically ran out of there after searching fruitlessly for neighbor dude bc I didn’t want to just bail. Ran into him as I walked into the apts and he was like hey what are you doing back here? Told him about creepy dude & he apologized & promised to yell at him. Too funny. Not sure what HE was doing back as he was on his way out again; best guess was coming home to grab drugs, but it was a little weird. Crashed very quickly as it was like 5:30.
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Current Mood: pleased
Sunday, March 17th, 2013
5:11 pm
Happy St Patty's, I mean NO DRINKING, Day!
Worked in the shop all day, bored to tears. Home to behave myself, bars shut anyway – for fucking St Patty’s Day, love it – bc of the stupid elections. Ohai, let’s take the biggest drinking holiday of the year in Western culture on an island full of hard-drinking Western tourists and expats and choose that day to forbid the sale of alcohol completely. Well played, Koh Tao. Not to worry, they figured out ways around it & I was getting texts starting at 8:30 that DS was drinking! At the beach bars! Where was I! Um, HOME. Being GOOD. For once in my life lol. Got an adorably drunken phone call around 11:30 after I asked if I would get a chance to say a proper goodbye – hard to hear w the shitty music they play down there, but something about if I didn’t turn up at Banyan the next day, I would be hunted down by him like a rabid dog or somesuch. Ridiculous.
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Current Mood: sleepy
Saturday, March 16th, 2013
5:10 pm
Cast your vote...OH WAIT. :-/
Crashed out after A left, slept most of the day, felt sick as hell. Made it back to Banyan in the afternoon around 3 for a few before they had to close at 6pm for the bloody elections. Crazy shit. Everyone stocking up on booze like mad hoarders. Saw Stacy briefly after a couple of texts to A wondering why they weren’t there; she was all ugh he is dead to the world – wonder why???? She was also a little bristly about him not turning up at Big Blue the night before. I tried to play it off but concerned there may have been some drama about him coming home w me. Hrm. Got invited to a house party w Reese, new DC girl, & Swedish Sarah. Terrifying sand road, always fun. Brought my Giant Bottle O’JD and we had a grand time on the porch determining how to set up the new Koh Tao Gossip Girl magazine. Think the first item will be ‘who is Ashley’s mystery Island Lover?’ Too fun – walked home like a good girl.
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Current Mood: content
Friday, March 15th, 2013
2:15 pm
Thursday, March 14th, 2013
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Wednesday, March 13th, 2013
2:26 pm
We did whaaaaaat...?
Woke up at some ungodly hour like 7am with the hooker asking for 5400B. Ron flipped and said he never would have agreed to that (which evidently he did and just didn’t remember). Tacos at Boomerang then off to the ferry. I stopped into Banyan on the way home for a quick beer since work still dead, ha. Left w Dirty Scotsman at closing and after a quick dip at the Office pool made a v. drunken phone call to his wife to make sure I was actually allowed to go home and have sex with him as he was purporting. So we did. Didn’t sleep much, found out how delightfully adorable it is to hear the word pussy spoken in a Scottish accent, and had about eleventy billion orgasms. Wifey was listening in the next room and said it sounded like I was having fun.
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Current Mood: incredulous
Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
2:25 pm
This way lies madness
Woke up had more sex then went looking for decent Mexican food. Ended up at Choppers with awful nachos and not so bad chicken tacos. Stopped by the shop for snorkeling gear then headed to Ao Leuk. Scary road, gorgeous beach & water, good snorkeling w not great vis, saw a baby squid! Dinner at Taste of Home then out again. Stopped in at Banyan but he wanted to go back to Dream Bar, his friend’s ‘girly’ bar. Ended up trying to pick up drunk hot Canadian chick in the pool at Office but she was more interested in scoring weed. Back to Dream and picked up DeeDee. I got on a bike w her and fell off it at some point, ripped up my elbow & possibly cracked a rib or 2. Didn’t stop me from fucking her for 3 or 4 hours while R watched & occasionally got involved, only w me.
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Current Mood: drunk
Monday, March 11th, 2013
2:23 pm
Heh...bands can't have numbers!!!
Eric (big boss) in town from Phangan, sat around shop & returned bike. Walked halfway home then hitched a ride w a really nice Thai dude. Picked up bike from shop. R, American bar owner from OKC, decided to come over from Samui to visit. Dirty texted w him during the entire ferry ride. Bike broke down on the way to pick him up. Pushed it to the gas station & they were able to start it so drove like hell to meet him. He couldn’t get it started after we stopped by the shop so we left it there, grabbed dinner at Del Sol then picked up a rental. Made it about halfway home before he had one hand on the accelerator and the other up my skirt. Ripped each others’ clothes off at home then went out & got obliterated drunk.
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Current Mood: drunk
Sunday, March 10th, 2013
2:21 pm
It continues
Woke up next morning w NY Boy, did it with me on top. Hit BT for a coke then quick lunch at Nong, then down to the beach & did some snorkeling/beach time. Back to clean up then really nice relaxed dinner at Thaita. Back to hotel and really intense amazing sex then crashed out.
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Current Mood: happy
Saturday, March 9th, 2013
2:20 pm
It begins
Went out for fun night dive w Guillaume & customers. Lots of pickhandle(?) barracuda & blue-spotted stingrays, got a few decent pics. Back to shop around 8:30pm, stopped at Banyan on the way home. Started drinking w NYC crew. Many many Changs later headed down to Office pool bar after BT closed. NY Boy & I got kicked out of the pool for making out too much, headed back to hotel where evidently I taught him some new moves. Oh my.
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Current Mood: giddy
Sunday, November 9th, 2008
9:06 pm
Working 66 hours in a week kind of makes me want to come home and eat all the danishes. That is all.
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Current Mood: drunk
Monday, October 6th, 2008
12:35 pm
Fucking random dream
Went to a really nice steakhouse for a dinner for my mom's bday that turned out to be a disaster - with Lins, possibly Gigi, and M & his wife. WTF? My brain has issues.
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Current Mood: sleepy
Thursday, July 17th, 2008
11:22 pm
Letter to someone who's not there
Once again, home doesn't really feel like home without you. Never has...it's so solitary. I miss you more than you could possibly ever have imagined. You're the reason I don't like fireworks. I cry every time I think about you - still. I feel small without you and stupid when I think about how long it has been, especially when I know this will never go away. My life is just not the same. I hate that. I need you right now; as always.
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Current Mood: melancholy
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
11:51 am
THIS. THIS is why you should never never do what I did. This gut-wrenching, vomitous, nerve-crushing pain. Take it from me, ladies - STAY AWAY from the married ones. Far, far away.
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Current Mood: nauseated
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
1:08 pm
Drunken Irishmen Day
Oh jesus god it was out of fucking control – Lins & I went to half the freaking dive bars on the LES – we got retarded drunk & stayed out til like 2:30. We tried to start at McSorley’s, but the line down the block to get in kinda scared us off, so we went to Bull McCabe’s, which was hilarious & jampacked with people who probably started drinking at like 9am. So we decided we needed more (and cheaper) beer if we were going to be around all these crazy people, so we went across the st to Grassroots, and had a lot more beer, and really delicious popcorn that I am majorly craving right now. So then L’s cousin Liz came & met us – in her green wig, no less!!! - and we all wandered down to Holiday which was almost as dead as usual & the bartender was drunker than us (also usual). After that, we somehow made it to Coyote, where we set up camp for the rest pf the night & were joined by a revolving cast of characters, involving Jory, AARON with the (imagine me pushing my nose to the side), my roommate Kim, her friend Sara (I think – this chick has been sleeping in my house for days and I’m totally not sure what her name is – I am freaking awesome), and Jacob, the new(ish) bouncer who apparently decided last night that he is in love with me, and was quite persistent in his attempts to talk me into bringing him home with me. Also I believe I uttered the sentence – to Lindsey of all people – “I’ve only ever had sex with a black guy for money”…………………………………………………YUP! SO going to hell!!!!! In case there was any doubt…
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Current Mood: blah
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